Eleven Minivans Were Towed Before Our Neighborhood Finally Asked Who Had Given Them Permission

Chapter 1: The Silver Minivan That Stayed Twenty-Two Minutes

Joseph Williams pressed the garage-door button a second time, although the door was already fully open.

Beyond the hood of his sedan, a silver minivan sat sideways across the mouth of the driveway. Its hazard lights flashed with patient, amber indifference.

“Joseph?”

His team lead’s voice came through the wireless headset.

He looked back at the laptop balanced on the workbench. Six faces waited in small rectangles, frozen in the particular politeness people used when they suspected someone was doing something else during a meeting.

“I’m here,” he said. “Give me thirty seconds.”

The clock in the corner of the screen read 2:47 p.m.

He muted himself and stepped around the sedan. The minivan’s rear bumper rested almost directly beneath the yellow sign he had bolted to the fence post three years earlier.

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