The Neighbor Who Accused Me of Theft Never Looked Above My Firewood Shed

Chapter 1: The Notice Nailed Above the Split Oak

The word THIEF was nailed above my missing firewood.

Not taped. Not tucked under a windshield wiper. Nailed through the center of a white sheet of printer paper into the cedar trim of my shed, where the hammer blows had left two fresh crescents in wood my father had planed by hand.

I stood in the gravel with my work gloves still on and read the notice twice.

NOTICE OF PROPERTY THEFT AND UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL.

Below that, in smaller type, it claimed I had taken “community-delivered firewood” from the neighboring parcel and moved it onto my property. It demanded immediate return of the material and warned that the matter had been referred to the Brookfield Ridge Homeowners Association.

At the bottom was George Walker’s name.

Compliance Committee Chair.

The cold had hardened the mud overnight. My boots cracked through the crust as I stepped toward the woodpile.

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